Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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