Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
its not stalking. its research.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
