I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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