the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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