Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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