u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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