I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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