in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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