I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Randomize
