You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
We're too hungover to prance.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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