Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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