yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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