Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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