i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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