tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm always down for nudity.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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