Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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