If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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