This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Randomize