You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
It's rum buckets o'clock
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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