break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
That reminds me...we need to get swords
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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