I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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