Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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