Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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