Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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