Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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