let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
