she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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