If i come over, it means nothing
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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