Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
