Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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