Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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