Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
