I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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