I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
