Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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