i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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