If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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