Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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