Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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