youre lurking in front of me
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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