Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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