A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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