our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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