at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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