SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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