best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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