Define "chronic" masturbator.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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