let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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