turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
My ass is underappreciated
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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