Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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