So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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