This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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