This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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