How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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