I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
