bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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